Dear Post Secret

I feel more alone when I'm with someone than when I'm by myself, unless I'm with you.

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I've always known when the milk had gone bad, sorry for never saying so.

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Lately, I feel closer to your mom than I do to you.

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I sang him a song, and he soon fell asleep. Then I looked for a movie, but found your porn collection instead.

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I don't think I'll ever be able to take cops on bikes seriously.

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